A Message From Kachoo Bear...
Hello everybody! My name is Pastor Hoot! I'm a barn owl as you can see and I'm more or less in charge of this here world of Kalamity Falls. We love God with all our heart and would love to share Jesus with you and your friends! So this is your new hang out and we're going to have a blast!
Francois the Skunk
Francois La Fregarance, how are you! I am a French speaking Canadian Skunk - do not run out of da room or plug yur nose no no no... I am a born again Christian and its very important! And you are safe to come into Kalamity! I will not stink up the place. This is the place where God lives and we're going to tell you all about Jesus Christ, and the beauty of the Bible!
"Hi boys and girls! Kachoo Bear here. I wanna be the one to welcome you to Kalamity Falls. This is your fun center where you can bring your friends and learn all about Jesus Christ and the Father God of all creation - Oh yes!"
"Hey there, how are you? My name's Kachoo Bear and we're here to teach you all about my best friend, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Bible! We're going to have a blast! So sit back, grab your hat, cause we're going on the ride of your life!"
Waddles the Hippo
Hello! My name is Waddles the hippo and I'm the green guy! I'm a little slower than the other character but that's ok! Kalamity Falls has been my home for so long I can't remember... We'll I look forward to getting to know you - I know we're going to have a lot of fun, and lot stuff too!
Hello everybody! My name is Bronco the Beaver, and I'm in charge of building all kinds of things around Kalamity! I love wood - love to work with wood - love the taste of wood - love the smell of wood! I also love to build things for the little critters here in Kalamity! If you see someone in a rocking chair, I built it. Most of all I love Jesus, and I look forward to catchin up with you!
My name is ah, Ronny the Rodent. I'm apart of the Snake Gang, and I itch a lot - why, because I can't stand soap and water. But I hang out a lot with the Snake gang. I'm Sammy right hand man, and left hand man - because he ain't got no hands eheheh! We get into all sorts of trouble, but we don't get caught - Sammy's too smart to let us get caught! Ok, I'm outta here!
Ronnie the Rodent
Hi guys! Bartholomew P. Mouse here! And Guess what, it's time for you to find out who Jesus is! We at Kalamity Falls tell stories and we have buckets full of fun! Good meet'n ya, God bless ya - we'll see ya soon!
Bartholomew P. Mouse
Wilard the Weasel
Hi guys! Wilard the Whinnie Weasel hehehe... I'm surrounded by a boat load of Christians, and guess what I do? I run around with my gang the Snakes, and we create all sorts of trouble for those noisy Christians! Just wait till you see what I've got in store for them hehehe!
Hello everybody! My name is Nurse Nanny, and I am a new addition to the Kalamity Family! It's been amazing getting to know everyone here, and more and more characters keep coming so I can't wait to get to know them too! Oh, and that Pastor Hoot - there's something about him that makes me giggle a bit! Ho Hoo!
Hello everybody, I'm Sammy the Snake - the most diabolical character in Kalamity, and its my job to be in charge of the Sammy the SNAKE GANG. And we have a marvelous time scaring people and destroying things and no one can ever catch us! So by all means, look for me in stories you hear at Kalamity!