Heh heh! I'll gett'm this time for sure!
Welcome to Kalamity! There is so much
There are so many things to do and see here at Kalamity!
Visit Kachoo bear as he rounds up the gang for another adventure, or sneak around with Weasel as he causes trouble!
Where Prayer Changes Things
"Hey there, Kachoo here, and if you are looking for adventure and to know God, you've come to the right place! Here at Kalamity Falls we have a blast and want to you to join us!"
"Kalamity Theme Music!"